In China, its "Museum", not "Sex museum"
Chinese government has strong arm,
Economy and family size, they rule with iron hand.
But the small word "sex" makes them nervous.
You need low profile if you provide this service.
High academic standing will not give you licence.
Professor Lui Dalin opens his sex museum on a Shanghai road.
Three thousand pieces from 2000 years ago, he brings to show.
But government says word "sex" cannot be on his sign.
If his museum you cannot find; for China leaders, thats just fine.
He tries brochure for travel agent. This plan is quickly squished.
I think I need to be satisfied and thank Craigslist.